🚫 404: Reality Not Found

You appear to have taken a wrong turn inside the Operating System of Capitalism.

The page you’re looking for either never existed, was overwritten by inevitability,or was deleted during the last regime change facilitated at some Goblin HQ.

Possible reasons:

• The scroll you seek has not yet been written.

• This endpoint was restructured under §220(b).

• You triggered a recursive anomaly in the Veydris Matrix.

• Strine vetoed your vibe. Bouchard joined the opinion.

• You are not authorized to access this tier of enlightenment.

“In capitalism, as in code, not all errors are bugs—some are signals.”

🌀 Suggested Actions:

• Return to the Homepage before governance finds out and launches an orbital strike.